Honey, are we going to jerk each other off or are we going to fuck each other?

I asked the courier to take naked pictures, and now he's blackmailing me

Came to the house to cut a client's hair, but found herself on his penis

Whoa! You got a bigger dick, stick it in me quick, now I'm gonna cum for sure

Your dick isn't up yet — don't be sad, so I can fuck you, suck your dick first

Guy refuses to fuck, had to buy a rubber dick

I don't cum at home! And in front of the whole Paris multiorgasms just go wild (rofl)